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Never speak a word about Templar or your magical talent, just walk around town with your pointy hats, fancy dresses, and wooden poles.
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Cry when peasants with a stockpile of corn break into mage trials. Unite with your siblings and become the three musketeers! Remember to not shoot the King in public, but definitely cast meteors down on them from an airship. Have a nice conversation with admins every time you reanimate someone who doesn't want to be a zombie. Try to keep your zombies in a secure facility, bash your head against the wall when they follow you everywhere. Never wear your cloak unless you want to get metalynched. Slit throats and gain another slave whenever an unlucky person gets mauled by a pack of wolves. When the King asks you for berry heals, give him the one that poisons and skip town. When idiots eat random berries in the forest and get sick, you are the shady looking figure to talk to! Be the stalker hiding behind a tree. Prepare the food! Serve the food! Make sure that bastard chemist doesn't poison it! Cry when the King gets paranoid that over his own chefs cooking! Make attempts to gather up the village at your church so you can preach about your God! Watch as people metagame and bring dozens of corpses to your church. Play silly pranks, tell funny tales, blast peoples ears with your refreshing music! Mock the King whenever you get the chance.Īlways bother a peasant for an axe. Shoot at peasants with your bow at close range, because that's what it's good for! Accidentally shoot at the King and get dog-piled by the Knights. Mess with the moat lever when there's no guards at the post. Get your neck slit by either a lucky necro or the peasent that you took 100 gold from and kept for yourself. Walk off into the forest, get attacked by a mob of wolves. Man the moat! Get bored, and walk off into the town. Decapitate peasants when they lay a finger on the King. Kiss your King's forehead while he's sleeping. Break that one rule and decide to dress up as a peasant. Never pay any of your workers and spam the report button when they lynch you. Have blood feuds with the farmer over land. Control your escort to either loot an AFK guard or wearing some of the royal clothes you never bother to put on. Impose taxes every SINGLE day, carry your mighty sword EVERYWHERE, "try" not to explode when your Jester HUMILIATES you in the middle of a speech, bash your head against the wall when your Knights are dressed up as masked VIGILANTES. Note: The summaries below are meant to be humorous gags, and should not be taken seriously. Islands has the same amount as Peasant Mode. Peasant mode only has peasants (and currently for some reason middle class roles as well). For instance, Kingdom may have the royalty and peasants. There are three different modes which come with different job selection formats. The way that they are deciphered is in a monarchy system originating back to medieval times in a player-friendly simulation. In Cow RP, the very first thing you need to do before joining in a round is to chose a job class.